Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.