Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

All the best people are crazy.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!