Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.