Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.