Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends are our chosen family.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.