Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

All the best people are crazy.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.