Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.