Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।