Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.