Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends are our chosen family.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.