Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends are our chosen family.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend stabs you in the front.