Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.