Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.