Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is the key to everything

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!