Funny Quotes / Friends

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.