Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.