Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.