Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.