Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.