Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends are our chosen family.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.