Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.