Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.