Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

All the best people are crazy.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends are our chosen family.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.