Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।