Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.