Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are our chosen family.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.