મહાત્મા ગાંધીજીની જયંતિ પર તેમને કોટિ કોટિ પ્રણામ. તેમના સત્ય, અહિંસા અને સાદગીના મૂલ્યો આપણા રાષ્ટ્રનો પાયો છે. આ પાવન દિવસે તેમના આદર્શોને પુનર્જીવિત કરીએ.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।