Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.