Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is the key to everything

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.