Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

All the best people are crazy.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is the key to everything