Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.