Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.