Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।