Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।