Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.