Funny Quotes / Friends

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

All the best people are crazy.