Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is the key to everything