Funny Quotes / Friends

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.