Funny Quotes / Friends

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.