Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!