Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are our chosen family.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।