Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.