Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.