Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।