Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is the key to everything

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.