Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।