Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.