Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is the key to everything

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.