Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is the key to everything

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.