Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is the key to everything